What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Aged 17 i was going out with a blonde girl. She was 5′ 4″ with blue eyes, absolutely gorgeous & love...
Two reasons: emotionally-driven Jealous Dog Syndrome, and a complete failure to understand how the w...
Amazon has a spectacular deal on an upgraded M4 MacBook Pro with 1TB of storage. Notably, it costs l...
Why would I feel trapped? My state is larger than most European countries, with more variety in geol...
The United States IS a democracy… a constitutional democracy, the most limited form of democracy pos...
Not just right, but absolutely crucial when one of the three branches is populated by Combover Musso...
One of the most challenging, overwhelming but most beautiful journeys a man can do. My following exp...
The Commodores are now the first No. 1 seed to fail to reach its regional final since 1999.
Lots of schedules you stick to. In my opinion you need a bedtime that you follow you need sleep to m...
Whenever someone adds Communist before China and Chinese, I’d literally laugh for a second, thinking...